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Julianne Hough Won't Be Dancing with the Stars Next Year

As this season of Dancing with the Stars drags toward the end, Julianne Hough doesn't have good news about the upcoming season:

She won't be appearing on it.

"I'm not [going back] next season," she said in an interview on Ryan Seacrest's radio show today. "But I love that show."

Just days after her break-up with Chuck Wicks, Hough said she's focusing on her movie career, which includes the upcoming Footloose remake with Chace Crawford and the the musical Burlesque opposite Christina Aguilera.

She also found time to attend last night's New Moon premiere and, as you can see below, looked as gorgeous as ever at the event:

Julianne at the Premiere

Whitney Port Gets Pampered, Dishes Style Tips

Enjoying time off from filming duties, Whitney Port was spotted out for a pampering session in Beverly Hills on Tuesday afternoon (November 17).

The MTV reality star and her gal pal dropped into the Beverly Hills Nail Salon, ready to get their nails prettied up before continuing about with the day.

Halle Berry Brightens Up the Big Apple

Known for her stylish ways, Halle Berry looked fabulous as she stepped out for a midday meal in New York City on Tuesday afternoon (November 17).

Wearing an eye-catching striped sweater to keep warm in the chilly weather, the Oscar winning actress was all smiles as she lunched with a friend at Morandi restaurant in the West Village.

Penelope Cruz: Lovely at the “Late Show”

Looking ever-so-lovely in a stylish black frock, Penelope Cruz was spotted outside the Ed Sullivan Theater for the “Late Show With David Letterman” in New York City on Tuesday evening (November 17).

The “Broken Embraces” actress hopped out of her chauffeured ride upon arrival, greeting fans and posing for pictures before heading inside to promote her new movie, “Nine”.

Rihanna Pushes Forth with Busy London Schedule

Stepping out for a bit in London, England, Rihanna was spotted earlier today (November 17) leaving her hotel on the way to Met Bar.

The “Rated R” songstress didn’t seem thrilled to see the paparazzi as she made her way past them while sporting an interesting ensemble complete with a fanny pack and combat boots.

Levi Johnston to Seek Joint Custody of Tripp

The man who Sarah Palin pretended was almost her son-in-law during her bid for the Vice Presidency in 2008 will be taking legal action to obtain joint custody of his child with her daughter, according to various reports.

Levi Johnston, 19, is the father of 10-month-old baby son Tripp with his ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin, also 19, the eldest daughter of the former Alaska chief exec.

The two were engaged to be married, at least according to her mom's publicist, during last year's campaign, but broke off their relationship earlier this year.

Johnston is seeking joint custody at the end of the month because the Palin family is allegedly making it difficult for him to see his son, he told The Insider.

He's also not mincing words when it comes to selling out Sarah, recently claiming to Vanity Fair that she called her baby retarded (he has Down Syndrome).

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Levi Johnston became quasi-famous because of unprotected, premarital sex. Is it too much to ask for him to enjoy joint custody of the fruit born of that endeavor?

"It's not working. I'm done," the future Playgirl centerfold said of the current situation, which he deems unacceptable based on how little they're letting him see Tripp.

He says he has no choice but to fight back - and take her down if needed.

"It's going to have to go to court. They just pushed me over the edge."

We just hope master thespian William Shatner will read the text of Levi's court papers, and Sarah's obligatory press conference to respond to them for good measure.

The relationship between Johnston and the Palins was never exactly good, but has taken a particularly nasty turn in the last few weeks, with Johnston calling Sarah Palin a hypocrite, and Palin lambasting him for the nude Playgirl pictorial.

Christian Serratos: Nude for PETA

A New Moon star is posing naked on billboards that will soon go up nationwide.

However, instead of being turned on by the prospect of Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner or Kristen Stewart in the buff; we're grossed out at the identity of the actress in her birthday suit.

Christian Serratos, who stars as Angela Weber in the Twilight Saga franchise, has shed her clothes for the latest PETA "Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" ad. She's 19 years old.

In the poster, Serratos stands naked next to a tree, besides which it is written:

"Animals killed for their fur are electrocuted, drowned, beaten and often skinned alive. Please don't wear fur."

Isn't the world aware of this by now? THG is as disgusted by fur coat wearing as anyone; but the spoiled snobs that don these items aren't gonna stop doing so because random stars get nude and tell them to.

In fact, this might actually encourage the killing of animals because that act will lead to more naked celebrities in ads!

We felt this way when Charlize Theron, Eva Mendes, Karina Smirnoff and Roselyn Sanchez all bared their bodies on billboards - but Serratos is 19! Isn't that too young to pose naked?

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Back On?

What breakup? Supposedly splitsville couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were seen stepping out together to see Jay-Z's concert Sunday night at UCLA.

The couple watched the concert from the sound booth. Oddly enough, as we reported earlier, Rihanna joined Jay-Z on stage, to the surprise of the audience.

Justin Timberlake and Rihanna were rumored to have hooked up in September. While this was never confirmed, it coincided with JT and JB's reported split.

Just the same, and despite rumors that it's over between Jessica and Justin, they looked very together, and as happy as could be, at the Jay-Z concert.

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Overjoyed to be back together. Assuming they were ever broken up, which was never confirmed by a real source. Anyway, here they are.

"Justin held Jessica's hand as they walked into the venue, and he literally held her the entire concert, singing along to every song," an E! source reports.

"He even held her hand as they walked out of the concert."

That's good enough for us. Glad to hear they are back on. If they were ever broken up, that is. Which is unclear. Glad they are on, let's leave it at that.

Ex-Manager: Michael Lohan Went "Beyond Low," Uses Lindsay as "Cash Register"

Michael Lohan is a pretty terrible parent. Who the heck leaks a taped phone call of his daughter bawling hysterically for help just to "prove a point" ... in the press.

Someone about to get served with a cease and desist letter for secretly taping several of these phone conversations he had with her a year or so ago, that's who.

Lindsay Lohan's former assistant, Jenni Muro, plans to send Michael Lohan just that, and should he release more dirt, as he threatens, legal action could be next.

Muro, who quit as Lindsay's manager in February, told TMZ that Lindsay's mercenary dad "has violated the privacy of the daughter he uses as a cash register."

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Team Lindsay, Team Michael or Team Father-Daughter Rehab?

In the tapes, Muro, who claims her own privacy was violated as well, talks about trying to save Lindsay's life, which as we all know by now is getting out of control.

In addition to being a d!ck move in general, she says Michael's release of the tape was disingenuous, as the version was heavily edited and taken out of context.

She says Michael's conduct was "way beyond low." Mmmyeah. That's an even bigger understatement than saying Britney Spears' live shows are lip-synched.

Carrie Prejean on Sex Tape: Society Made Me Do it

Carrie Prejean is a hypocritical idiot. That's as nicely as we can put it.

Remember how the deposed Miss California claimed those pesky nude photos from her modeling days weren't meant to topless, and "the wind" was responsible?

Well, in her new tell-all book, she also blames "society" for her actions.

An entire passage of the waste of oxygen's memoir is dedicated to sexuality, and how our society's values do not value it appropriately. Here are her sage words:

"Unfortunately, pornography has become mainstream. It rushes at us daily through big screens, portable screens; soft core porn is on mainstreamed TV cable stations, while hard core porn is just a mouse click away on the Internet."

"The envelope of what seems acceptable in our society seems to get pushed farther and farther as more and more people are exposed to this kind of material."

"The result is girls growing up in a culture where it is hard to have an innocent, healthy, normal view of themselves, how they should behave, how they should act, and how they should dress. Our bodies are temples of the Lord."

"We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy ... I have learned that your outer beauty can only get you so far in life."

That's all well and good, except for two points:

  1. She is famous for being in BEAUTY PAGEANTS.
  2. Go ahead and blame the good ol' U.S.A. for its lack of moral values, but society didn't produce the Carrie Prejean sex tape. That was a (graphic) solo job.

Kristin Cavallari Fashion: Sexy or Skanky?

Kristin Cavallari is a very cute girl. One who can be painful to watch try to read cue cards and act out fake drama on The Hills, but nevertheless, a cute girl.

She's not afraid to show off, either. Wearing a short-sleeved, see-through lace shirt over her bra to a club this weekend, she left little to the imagination.

The $5 question is whether or not that's a good thing or not.

One of our favorite things about Lauren Conrad was that she never seemed desperate for attention. Her Hills replacement? Well, the outfit speaks for itself.


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Joanna Krupa: Playboy Pictures are Empowering!

It's just so hard at first, but then something clicked and I slowly started getting into it.

Above, Joanna Krupa is talking about her current run on Dancing with the Stars; but she might as well be referred to penises across the country when guys pick up the December 2009 issue of Playboy.

The Polish model poses naked for the magazine next month, the second time she's bared it all in Hugh Hefner's publication.

Speaking to TV Guide this week, Krupa said she hopes viewers of Dancing with the Stars don't think worse of her for donning her birthday suit. She said:

"The photos are so artistic and it's part of my background. I did Playboy before and for the people who support me and follow my career and see me on the show, I would hope it wouldn't change their views on me because it doesn't change who I am as a person."

Moreover, Krupa isn't exactly the only female to dance with stars and get nude for readers.

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Overall, the beauty believes that making men drool over her naked body is empowering.

"Women should never feel like they can't do something. In a way, it's a man's world," she said, adding:

"Men get paid more than women for the same type of work, so this is empowering. It's saying, 'You're a woman, be strong. Don't hold back, don't be scared. Do whatever you want to do. If you have something to say, say it.' I think we should show women can rule."

Of course, when women can say and do what they want while actually wearing clothing, they'll truly have made progress in the world.

Australia Still Not Over the Whole Britney Spears Lip-Syncing Thing

As we reported last week, Britney Spears brought the Circus tour down under, but has not received the welcome she expected ... or would have expected, if she had any clue where she was at the moment or what people were saying about her.

Fans have been complaining about the quality of her performance, even walking out of her concert in Perth, according to reports in the Australian media.

The cause? Disgruntled concertgoers apparently aren't thrilled what you would think would be the obvious realization that Britney Spears lip-syncs live.

That, and she gives "a lackluster performance overall," according to one paper, who went on to say that the sexy American songstress was just "boring."

Spears' promoter refuted claims of fans fleeing the Circus, telling The Australian newspaper "Britney is aware of all this and she's extremely upset by it."

We're just impressed she even knows she's in Australia.







Britney Spears' Circus tour has met its share of Australian critics.

Also issuing a carefully-worded response were reps for the venue where the Perth show was held: "From [our] perspective, the event was a huge success."

Not sure how well that response will go over with one woman who told The Australian, "What a waste of $200. I could have got four pairs of shoes for that."

To which The Hollywood Gossip would reply: 1. That sucks, but 2. This is a surprise? Go see Britney Spears live if you want, but how do you expect better?

Spears' manager, Adam Leber, came to her defense, claiming that it was the work of just one Australian journalist that sparked this whole lip-synch debate.

"It's unfortunate that one journalist didn't enjoy the show," he said. "Fortunately the other 18,272 fans in attendance did." Well, 18,271. Shoe lady didn't.

Perhaps the best comment on the story came from none other than a certain douchebag also in Australia promoting his album, who posted on his Twitter:

"If you're shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you." LOL. So true, John Mayer.

Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris: Engaged!

It also unites soulmates.

After three years of dating, Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris - who star on CW hits Supernatural and One Tree Hill, respectively - are engaged. Harris showed off her engagement ring over the weekend at the Breeders Cup.

Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris

The actress confirmed this exciting news with a Twitter post that didn't come close to its 140-character limit. She simply wrote: “Yes… !”

We share that sentiment and encourage readers to do the same. Send in your congratulations to the couple today!

Cocktail: Ray J is a Heart Breaker, Attention Seeker

Why does Cocktail have to play Ray J like this, yo?

In an interview with In Touch Weekly, the season one champion on For the Love of Ray J goes off on that show's star, accusing the amateur adult movie director of seeking attention over soulmates on his reality series.

Joanna “Cocktail” Hernandez also admits that Ray J broke her heart. Here are a few excerpts from the article:

On the end of their relationship: Things didn't feel right after the reunion. I tried to be his girlfriend, and then we went on tour and there were rumors that he was going to do season two. When I asked him about it, he said "no," but then I found out the truth. Ray did break my heart; this whole thing has been an emotional roller coaster.

Cocktail and Ray J

Kissing a girl on camera? Ray J has been there, done that. He's just not accustomed to facing her while doing so.

Did Ray cheat on her with Whitney Houston? He didn't talk about Whitney at all, actually. I heard the rumors that he was messing around with her when we were together, but who knows whether that is true or not.

Does she still have love for Ray J? I care about him, and when I am around him, sometimes the feelings come back again. But I'm at a place now where talking about what really happened is allowing me to move on.

On season two of For the Love of Ray J: Ray doesn't have to go on a show to find love. It's about exposure and money.

Funny. "Exposure and Money" was actually Ray J's nickname for ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian.

Blake Lively: Lovely in Marie Claire


Blake Lively starred in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants films. She seems to have lost hers at some point during the sequel, according to the pics below!

The Gossip Girl star recently opened up to Marie Claire magazine about how fashion, acting, growing up in L.A. and ... did we mention there are hot photos?

Below are some excerpts and pictures from interview with Marie Claire ...

On Gossip Girl fashion: "Living in New York, I feel stronger and more like a woman than ever before. In high school, it was like, what power do I have - I have long blonde hair, you know? But working as hard as I do, I feel a sense of power and respect, too.

I’ve learned an incredible amount about fashion on Gossip Girl. For me, clothes are a personal expression, and my style is as ever-changing as I am: I’m at a point when I am growing, maturing, developing, going through new things."

On her Southern values: "I grew up in L.A., but I was the only one in my family born there. I have a tight-knit Southern family, so whenever I tell people I’m from L.A., they say, 'Yeah but you don’t count.' I guess it's because of the Southern values I was raised with, and the way I eat - the more sugary and cheesy and fried, the better.

On acting: "As a character, I get to be this wild, outgoing person that I’m so not. It comes from being the youngest of five. I was always observing my siblings and hearing stories about their lives that turned out to to be helpful as an actress."

On her early school daze: "When I was 3, my mom enrolled me in first grade. My older brother was supposed to start school, but he didn’t want to go alone, so my mom told them I was 6 since I was so tall. But after a few weeks, they said they had to put me in mentally disabled classes because I wasn’t up to pace with the rest of the kids They thought that I was slow because all I wanted to do was sleep while the other kids were doing their projects.

Total Nut Job Sues For Custody of Celebrity Babies

There are a lot of complete wackos out in the U.S. prison system, but very few of them (probably for the best) hand-write court papers and file lawsuits.

Jonathan Lee Riches (a.k.a. Bernard Madoff) is one of the chosen few.

In a recent court declaration, the Indiana inmate sued for custody of the eight kids of Jon and Kate Gosselin and the offspring of Octomom Nadya Suleman.

Oh, and in a political bombshell, Frances Quinn Hunter, the love child of Rielle Hunter believed to have been fathered by John Edwards, is apparently his too!

Riches also wants custody, for some reason, of the kids on ABC's soap opera All My Children, and is demanding a paternity test on Bristol Palin's son Tripp.

Guess he's not entirely sure he's the father and not Levi Johnston.

The Gosselin Family

Jon Gosselin is totally off the hook for child support now!

More little-known facts revealed in Jonathan Lee Riches' lawsuit:

  • He met Kate Gosselin at a Harrisburg, Pa., Long John Silvers, where they dined on octopus before he accompanied her to a fertility clinic in 2002, at which point his "sperm was added to the mix." At least he got his dates right.
  • TLC really stands for Torturing Little Children (he may have a point there).
  • Jon Gosselin is really a woman on steroids (a stretch, but we'll buy it).
  • He has nude pics of Jon and Deanna Hummel at a Holiday Inn Express.
  • He is seeking "federal custody" of his 16 kids (whatever that means).
  • He has already sued Brad Pitt (he cites "Riches vs. Pitt"), Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Hannah Montana and Black History Month (!?), all of whom/which may or may not be in possession of his sperm.

Celebrity Hair Affair: Julianne Hough

This has been a lackluster season of Dancing with the Stars.

That has a lot to do with the abundance of Z-list celebrities, as few viewers got excited over Louie Vito or Mark Dacascos. But it also has a lot to do with another factor:

The absence of Julianne Hough.

The bombshell is on temporary leave from the show, as she pursues her country music dreams. We wish her the best of luck in this endeavor, but we also wish she'd reconsider and entertain us each week on DWTS. Also, it would be nice if she posed nude at some point.

Julianne did at least make news this week by dyeing her classic blonde locks a light shade of brown. Check out the new look below and weigh in with your opinion on it...

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Kourtney Kardashian Loves Being Pregnant


Supermarket tabloids often invent cover stories and write ridiculous headlines in order to sell copies.

But we have no doubt the latest issue of Life & Style bucks this deceptive trend, as its lead story is 100% accurate: Kourtney Kardashian clearly loves pregnancy.

Why wouldn't she? Prior to getting knocked up, Kourtney was scarcely on the celebrity gossip radar.

"It wasn't something I expected or planned," Kourtney lied about in the interview.

Kardashian is giving so many pointless interviews that she forgets what she says in each one.

A few days ago, she lamented her severe weight gain. But in this magazine, she said:

"I love being pregnant. I'm excited to be a mom... I'm totally excited to gain weight, and I'm embracing it. I run around naked all day at home! I like that my body is changing. It's a beautiful thing."

So, will she and baby daddy Scott Disick get married?

"I never had a plan. Now I have so much to think about for the baby. I'll worry about myself later."

It's true. Getting married and setting a good example for your child is incredibly selfish. Nice to see Kourtney has a firm grasp on the situation.

Joe Jackson Still Trying to Ca$h in on Michael

Joe Jackson recently said son Michael is worth more dead than alive.

He's apparently taken that statement to heart - and to court.

Despite the fact that his famously wealthy son probably did not leave him any money for a very good reason, Joe claims there was "no justification" for him to be excluded from getting some money from Michael Jackson's estate.

He's asking a judge to grant him a monthly allowance.

The 80-year-old Joe filed papers in L.A. County Superior Court late last week, claiming the patriarch is "entitled to his own independent family allowance."

Leonard Rowe, who claims to have been MJ's manager at one point, says Michael used to give his mother Katherine up to $60,000 a month to live on, and Michael instructed her to give half of it to Joe, who she is still technically married to.

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If that's true, it doesn't explain why he deliberately left Katherine 40 percent of his estate, and guardianship of his children, while not mentioning Joe.

Joe claims Michael's estate "earned more than $100 million dollars in the first seven weeks following Michael Jackson's death" and can afford it.

Well, obviously it can afford it. But would Michael want to pay the man who abused him physically and mentally and was often estranged from?

Joe says he has $15,425 in total monthly expenses he wants covered. Michael's will executors, John McClain and John Branca, say the elder Jackson's request "will be considered as are all requests for money from Michael Jackson's Estate."

Maybe Joe just feels he's earned it by making death threats against other people seeking to get money from his obsecenly rich, deceased son.

Jessica Simpson, Dolly Parton Bond Over Huge Breasts

Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton have a lot in common. Or at least two pretty major things in common. Well, two things plus blonde hair and country music.

The famously busty pair found common ground this week on Twitter, faced with the difficulties of lugging those things around with them every single day.

"Aahhh chiropractor... Hurts so good :-) you lug these around and see if your back don't hurt!" Parton posted to her Twitter account on Monday morning.

Jessica Simpson responded to the tweet with an "Amen sister :)."

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Giant boobs then and now: They appear more exposed these days.

Both Simpson's and Parton's double-D breasts have been topics of discussion (among fans and celebrity gossip websites) over the course of their careers.

Jessica Simpson's father, Joe Simpson, famously praised his daughter's chest in a 2004 interview with GQ magazine, saying, "Jessica never tries to be sexy."

"She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's gonna be sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

Spoken like a true pimp moonlighting as a father.

Meet Nicolas Cage, Extreme Compulsive Spender

He may blame his financial advisor, but it looks like the recent financial problems that left Nicolas Cage broke are, shockingly, at least partly his own fault!

After all, we are talking about the kind of outrageous, eccentric spending you think about with celebrities but puts his flamboyant counterparts to shame.

If you can dream it, Nicolas Cage bought it: yachts, a jet, a castle, over 50 cars, over a million dollars' worth of comic books, multiple (supposedly haunted) mansions in New Orleans, two Bahamanian islands, a $500,000 Lamborghini, etc.

Cage's lawyer, Martin Singer, told The Daily Beast "Half the stuff you say is false. I'm not going to get into detail," so we may never know which half is true.

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Nicolas Cage is broke. That's due in part to buying ... well, everything.

Cage made headlinesn when he filed a $20 million lawsuit against his former business manager, Samuel Levin, claiming he failed to pay taxes and lost money in unsound investments, putting him "down a path toward financial ruin."

This summer, the IRS placed a tax lien of over $6 million on Cage's New Orleans homes for unpaid income taxes. Very sad, but it's hard not to look at Cage's extreme spending and not draw conclusions about his money woes.

Of course, however lavishly Cage spent on himself, he's also been a very generous guy. The actor gave $1 million to the Red Cross to aid victims of Hurricane Katrina, and $2 million to the human-rights group Amnesty International.

Taylor Swift Pokes Fun at Kanye

She was a good sport when she was rudely interrupted on stage at the MTV Music Awards, and now Taylor Swift will have her chance to get back at Kanye West.

The “White Horse” singer is hosting “Saturday Night Live” this weekend, and judging by a recent commercial promoting the show, is not afraid to poke fun of Kanye for stealing spotlight announcing that Beyonce should’ve won.

Adam Lambert: Ready to Date!

Gentlemen, start your flirting engines!

On the heels of his break-up with Drake LaBry, Adam Lambert says he's ready to test the single scene.

"I will date on tour," he said simply at the world premiere of 2012 in Los Angeles yesterday, though no tour has actually be announced yet for the singer.

His much-hyped debut album comes out on November 23. You can listen to songs from it NOW!

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Stylish as always, Adam Lambert is ready to date. [Photos: Splash News]

What kind of man is Lambert looking for? He told Us Weekly any potential mate must be "intelligent" and possess "creativity and compassion."

As for LaBry, the classy star has nothing but positive things to say about his ex.

"I don't really feel like there were any mistakes made. I feel like things evolved. Sometimes you're on the same page with somebody, and sometimes you have to get off that page and on to another one."

Lindsay Lohan Phone Call Tape Leaked By Dad; Star Looks to Legally Muzzle Michael

She's called him a lunatic deadbeat dad who uses her for publicity.

Now Lindsay Lohan has taken her crusade against her estranged father, Michael, a step further and asked her attorney to take legal action, pronto.

The reason? Three minutes of a recorded audio tape released by him today reveal the troubled star's heart-wrenching and desperate plea for help.

The Lohan tape is the first of several which were recorded from phone calls Lindsay and mom Dina made to Michael, who leaked it to "prove a point."

The tape reveals a tortured, inconsolable Lindsay who whimpers like a child as she complains about problems with family and ex Samantha Ronson.

At one point, she wails, “No one cares about me ... It’s about how they feel, not how I feel. It’s not about me. It’s never been, unless I fight for it.”

The alleged actress contacted her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, Wednesday, to request an immediate restraining order against Michael Lohan.

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B!TCH PLEASE: Train wreck Lindsay Lohan has had enough of her loudmouth dad and his so-called efforts to help her wreckalicious a$$, thankyouverymuch.

Don't ask us who records their daughter's phone calls on a routine basis, but whatever point he's trying to make, Michael is going about it all wrong.

Brutally embarrassing your little girl using the media as your personal mouthpiece? Not exactly the way to win her respect, guy. Just our two cents.

Michael has been selling his daughter out on TV, talking about her alleged drug use, calling her a sad, hollow person, saying she's gonna die, etc.

Chapman Holley is currently putting together a case against Michael and will decide in the near future which legal move makes the most sense.

Aside from getting a restraining order to get him to shut his damn yap, Chapman Holley could file a defamation lawsuit against Michael on Lindsay's behalf.

Chapman Holley is also getting in touch with authorities in New York, trying to find out if Michael Lohan may be in violation of a criminal protective order.

OMFG: Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Leads to Lawsuit Settlement!

As THG readers know, we've taken pleasure in mocking Carrie Prejean throughout her ridiculous ordeal with the Miss California pageant.

But even we had grown tired of this story, were happy to report that the two sides reached a settlement this week and were excited to move on to other items, such as the incredible Robsten spread in Harper's Bazaar.

However, Carrie is clearly the hypocritical gift that keeps on giving. TMZ reports the reason why the disgraced beauty queen was so quick to settle (for no money) with pageant officials:

Because their lawyers produced a homemade Prejean sex tape into evidence.

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Carrie Prejean supporters were right all along: this photo is nothing, especially when compared to the sex tape Prejean filmed of herself.

The video depicts Prejean pleasuring herself. TMZ claims it actually saw footage from it months ago, but didn't publish it due to the graphic nature.

Once Carrie was made aware of her solo exploits possibly going public, she backed away from the negotiating table. Pageant officials will foot the $100,000 bill for her attorney and publicist, but the Jesus-loving porn star gets nothing.

Her book, however, hits stores this month. Insiders say a rumored title for Still Standing had been Carrie Prejean: Gay Marriage Sucks, I Swallow.

Karolina Kurkova, Archie Drury Welcome First Child!

Karolina Kurkova was already a supermodel.

Now she can add super mom to her resume.

The Victoria's Secret mainstay and her film producer fiancé, Archie Drury, are the proud parents of a baby boy, Tobin Jack Drury, born in New York on Thursday.

The lil' fella weighed in at 6 lbs., 3 oz., and the new parents are thrilled with their bundle of joy. "Both mother and baby are happy and healthy," her rep said.

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Congratulations to the new mom!

On October 10, a pregnant Karolina Kurkova was given a baby shower by fellow Angels Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, who is also expecting, in NYC.

"Amazing day, amazing food, but more importantly amazing friends and family!" she Tweeted after the joyous and fun event. Adding: "Mommy-to-be is tired!"

The Czech model has recently tried her hand at acting, starring in the blockbuster G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Archie produced the documentary Voices of Iraq.

Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson: It's a Girl!

She wasn't due for another few weeks, but reports say Mel Gibson’s girlfriend/fiance Oksana Grigorieva is said to have given birth to their baby - a girl.

Oksana Grigorieva gave birth Friday, a bit early but everything went well and both mom and daughter are doing just fine, according to Radar Online.

The website reports that mom and the baby are already home.

Mel’s affair with Oksana was uncovered earlier this year by celebrity gossip media after a series of photos of the cozy couple in Costa Rica surfaced.

This while Mel’s marriage was apparently dunzo.

Expecting, Unmarried Parents

OCTOMEL: Mel Gibson now has eight kids, and one with Oksana Grigorieva!

Mel’s wife Robyn filed for divorce in April, 2009, shortly after the photos were public and Mel admitted he was romantically involved with Oksana Grigorieva.

Mel and Robyn were married 29 years; their marital assets are estimated at around $900 million. Currently, Mel says he has no plans to wed his baby mama.

Mel has six sons and one daughter with Robyn.

Oksana, a Russian singer and lingerie model, has a 12-year-old son with James Bond star Timothy Dalton. She is an accomplished musician and composer.

She released her album Beautiful Heartache in July.

Alicja Bachleda Welcomes Colin Farrell Love Child!

It’s a boy for Colin Farrell! Again!

The actor and his girlfriend, actress Alicja Bachleda, welcomed their son Henry Tadeusz Farrell back on October 7. This is the couple's first child together.

Farrell confirmed he got Alicja Bachleda pregnant at the Toronto Film Festival in September. He has a 6-year-old son, James, with model Kim Bordenave.

The Irish star, 33, and the Polish actress, 26, began dating earlier this year after meeting while filming Ondine. That's gonna be a good-looking baby!

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Alicja Bachleda and Colin Farrell are parents for the first time (together)!

Confirming the pregnancy in September, Farrell said he was looking forward to "everything" about parenthood. "I take it as it comes. Even changing diapers."

Congratulations to the new parents!

Lady Gaga Fashion: Love it or ... WTF?

Lady GaGa made quite the fashion statement last night at the 13th Annual 2009 Ace Awards at Cipriani in New York City. Then again ... when does she not?

Whether she's sparking rumors with that hermaphrodite picture or staging her own murder on stage, this powerhouse performer always shakes things up.

What do you think of her latest ensemble? It looks kind of like brothel-funeral chic. Vintage Lady Gaga. Take a look below and vote in our little survey ...

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Gabrielle Union: Nude, Promoting Oral Sex

She's dated Derek Jeter, starred opposite Will Smith and is very attractive.

Still, Gabrielle Union receives very little celebrity gossip attention, a fact she's clearly aiming to change in a new Men's Health magazine feature.

The actress, who recurs on FlashForward in the role of Demetri's fiancee, poses nude (and covered; damn you, buttoned shirt!) for the publication, while speaking on a number of personal issues, including: oral sex, orgasms and penis size.

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We'll let Union take it from here:

On what women talk about: When you’re in the dating phase, you tell your friends everything. Was it big? Did he know what to do with it? Is he into oral? Everything. The dissection is complete.

On post-coital feelings: Nobody wants to feel like just a vessel. You want equal participation, so it’s not ‘68 and I owe ya one.’

On oral sex: If it’s a choice between a man who gives flowers and a man who enjoys giving oral, most women would take the oral. And it’s free. Oral sex is recession-proof.

On getting off: If both people can climax quickly, sex doesn’t need to go on for two hours — at some point, Law & Order is coming on! But it’s terrible if a man is two minutes and you’re nowhere close.

No way is she referencing Jeter there. That guy comes through in the clutch. Literally!

Katy Perry, Pete Wentz and Joss Stone: MTV EMA Stars

Gearing up for the 2009 MTV European Music Awards, Katy Perry, Pete Wentz, and Joss Stone were all spotted at a press conference in Berlin, Germany today (November 4).

All three music superstars were in good spirits as they posed for pictures and chatted with the press at the O2 World Arena, as anticipation for the massive event continued to grow.

Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth: Hills Hotties

Still plugging away on their MTV reality show duties, Audrina Patridge and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth were spotted filming scenes for “The Hills” yesterday (November 3).

The cutie costars looked like twins as they strolled around Los Angeles, both wearing very similar black and white ensembles.

Kate Hudson and A-Rod: NYC Lunch Date

Taking advantage of an off-fay before the World Series picks back up tomorrow, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez were spotted having lunch together in New York City on Tuesday (November 3).

The Yankees slugger and his “Fool’s Gold” babe dined at Le Bilboquet, a swanky French restaurant on the Upper East Side.

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart: New Moon Madness

They’ve been working overtime to promote their upcoming flick “New Moon,” and yesterday (November 3) Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart were spotted hamming it up in Mexico City.

The “Twilight” costars looked to be having a marvelous time as they waved to fans and posed for the paparazzi at the Four Season Hotel.

Taylor Swift: Band Hero Hottie

It's a good time to be Taylor Swift.

The music superstar continues to break sales records; she's hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend; and she's involved romantically with Twilight Saga stud Taylor Lautner.

The 19-year-old beauty is also the new face/voice of Band Hero, the latest game in the Guitar Hero franchise. In a new, adorable commercial, she shares a stage with Rivers Cuomo from Weezer, Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy and Travis Barker from Blink-182.

Swift, of course, is the main attraction. See for yourself:

Kardashian Sisters: Boxing Babes

They’re always up for a charitable cause, and last night (November 3) Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted at the Kardashian Charity Knock Out.

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” gals all looked lovely as they arrived at the Commerce Casino for the shindig, though only Kim ended up getting in the ring with her opponent (the highest bidder in the charity auction).

Carrie Underwood Talks Love Life

Carrie Underwood has sang out about heartbreak before, but now she’s found the love of her life with boyfriend Mike Fisher and even gave him a shout-out on the liner notes of her new CD, Play On.

The country singer wrote: “Thank you #12 You are the most amazing addition to my life! You are such a wonderful person and have had such an amazing hand in the building of this album and in the growth of me as a person. I love you so much! You make my life better in every way! I thank God for you every day… xoxo, Carrie.”